Gershwin Enthusiast Gifts

Rhapsody in Blue.

The Vineyard

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I hate all holidays!'

The circus diver.

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

Hunding

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

The Gweat Twain Wobbery.

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

The prince and the pauper, 'Boy, talk about identity theft!'

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

"Hi honey! How was Roswell?"

"Have a seat!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention for fifteen hours?"

You know I can't do the twist.

Lohengrin

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

Valkyrie.

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

The Drummer

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

Brunhilda

I married him for better or for wurst.'

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Parsifal

Contrabassoon

Freia the apple goddess