
'Hello, Trading Standards...I've taken delivery of goods that may not be genuine.'
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'Hello, Trading Standards...I've taken delivery of goods that may not be genuine.'
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
Foreign Markets with Big Barriers
Santa Claus's Mail
We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.
"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."
How did THAT get there? Wash me.
"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."
You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.
The sea 2050.
"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."
"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."
"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."
Emoticon Encouragement Therapy
"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."
What Does God Know?
"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."
The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.
Always remember...you're the best you in the world.
Raining Leaves.
'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'
In the future, wars will be fought over water.
"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"
Earth Day Summit.
Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.
'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'
"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."
Ignoring Climate Change
'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'
Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.
"We're on track for net zero."
'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'
"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."
Homeless count.
'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'
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