Genuine Goods Advocate Mugs

'Hello, Trading Standards...I've taken delivery of goods that may not be genuine.'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

Santa Claus's Mail

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

The sea 2050.

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Raining Leaves.

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Earth Day Summit.

Ignoring Climate Change

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

Homeless count.

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"We're on track for net zero."

Climate Change Report

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'