Good Behavior Advocate Mugs

Santa Claus's Mail

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

Slavery Reparations

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

'We're getting back to first principles...which means we're going to have some.'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

"Honestly, doing the right thing is going to be a big change for us."

Anonymous Donations

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

Free-range C.E.O.s

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'This is one of the drawbacks to leading by example.'

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

Corporate Responsibility - All front with nothing behind it.

Body Shaming

'I thought the whistle-blowers showed up after we were finished.'

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

"Be honest, Ralph, does my butt makes these pants look big?"

"Even my mother and father never believed in me."

'That, sir - that dismissive little hand wave? It's way too Enron.'

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

"We're an oversight committee, but we do it more in the sense of overlooking."

'They're using honey to draw us out. Fortunately, they underestimate our willpower.'

Will work for recognition.