Gentle Humor Lover Pillows

The Polite Inquirer

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

A Golden Non-Retriever

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

How it started: How it's going

Safe driver.

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'This one is for not intervening in countries that don't threaten us.'

'I propose a day of mild exasperation in response to Richard Dawkins.'

'...it's probably blood on the boardroom carpet.'

Giving thanks.

We couldn't help but notice, Mary, that you got a new fleece, and it's white as snow.

I wanna find out about your let to buy options!

'Let me put it this way...don't start watching any miniseries on TV.'

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

"Dinner's almost ready, you better not have eaten anything on the way home!"

Mind lost by a mother.

Great gift ideas for the older man.

'Perhaps I should clarify. When I told you to drink plenty of fluids...'

"If you can't sleep, try playing some relaxing human noises."

It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...

"I feel helpless."

"My comfort food upset me."

'It's an interesting effect: I tend to walk faster when I'm listening to Rock & Roll...'

Cloud quartet

"You'd better change your ways soon, young man, because you're skating on pretty thin ice right now."

Knight Light

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

"I'm going out for a while..."

'How about giving me your phone number?. . . But I don't know your name.'

"Another year and another inch for your belt buckle."

"Can you call my wife and tell her how fast I was going that fast? She'll never believe me."