'I propose a day of mild exasperation in response to Richard Dawkins.'
Mild Humor Lover Pillows
Bring comfort and a dash of wit to any room with our pillows for mild humor lovers. These playful designs add personality and a relaxed, cheerful vibe to any space.
'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'
Crap from the future.
Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore
A Golden Non-Retriever
"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."
Honest Voting Stickers
"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."
The Monroe Doctrine
'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'
"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"
Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.
Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.
Think tanks.
"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."
Suggestions and Cheap Shots.
Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.
Only in America
'...and do you solemnly swear to update your facebook status to 'married'?'
'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'
"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."
'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'
Police Lineup Escape
Busy, Busy, Busy
'Escape?...Why?'
Dollars Press Conference
"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."
'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'
Spying Smart TV
"Uncle Tod's Reviews"
Boss, customers are asking why you've doubled prices. I'm just being fair. When the cost of coffee beans go up, everyone thinks I'm justified in raising the price of coffee. But cost increases come in all shapes and sizes. What about my new 80" tv? What about my new car note? What about my manservant I just imported from London? I dream of the day when all costs can be passed on to customers equally. Greed is not a civil right issue!
"I'm resigning so I can spend more time with my wonderful family, here."
Euro Collapse
"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."
Safe driver.
Mild Humor Lover Pillows Collection
Mild Humor Lover Mugs
Looking for more witty mugs? Explore our collection of products perfect for mild humor lovers to brighten their mornings.
Mild Humor Lover Prints
Complete your décor with art prints that bring subtle humor and style. Browse our collection for more charming, witty designs.
Mild Humor Lover T-Shirts
Discover our range of clever t-shirts designed for humor enthusiasts who prefer a gentle, witty touch in their everyday wardrobe.