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The Polite Inquirer

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

A Golden Non-Retriever

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

How it started: How it's going

Safe driver.

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

'This one is for not intervening in countries that don't threaten us.'

'I propose a day of mild exasperation in response to Richard Dawkins.'

'...it's probably blood on the boardroom carpet.'

Giving thanks.

I wanna find out about your let to buy options!

'Let me put it this way...don't start watching any miniseries on TV.'

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

"If you can't sleep, try playing some relaxing human noises."

Great gift ideas for the older man.

"Dinner's almost ready, you better not have eaten anything on the way home!"

"My comfort food upset me."

"I feel helpless."

'It's an interesting effect: I tend to walk faster when I'm listening to Rock & Roll...'

It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...

Cloud quartet

'How about giving me your phone number?. . . But I don't know your name.'

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

"I'm going out for a while..."

Knight Light

'REEE-SPECT'

'I'm the alpha angel.'