Genre-hop Enthusiast T-Shirts

Future Career Moves of Mickael Jackson

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Kritik's Korner

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Rap music

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

"The Just Me Band"

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Rap-scallions

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

Beware of Dawg.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Gangsta wrap.

I love Marimba

Rap-Nav.

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Projection

"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."