Genius In Waiting Gifts

I'm fine, JB. I'm just waiting for a big idea to gel.

La Table

Late BroomStick

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

Waiting for Pants

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

'I'm studying how other geniuses handled creative blocks.'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

'I hear they're really good.'

The interminable!

Academia Can Kill By Degrees

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Palm Reader...

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'Well, it is the complete works of Shakespeare all right, however this pig is claiming he wrote it.'

'I love you and your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

Top four least favorite summer camps of 2008.

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"And you laughed when I had it installed."

"Do you know Issac Newton discovered gravity in 1867? Before that people could fly."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day."

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"He may be a child prodigy, but it's still a lousy C.V."

I stood in line for an hour only to find out there's a height requirement. You must be this tall. Waits and measures!

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

"Aren't you afraid you might get too smart?"

'Waiting for...'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I get that a lot...must be from being in the presence of raw genius.'