Genius In Waiting Gifts

I'm fine, JB. I'm just waiting for a big idea to gel.

La Table

Late BroomStick

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

Waiting for Pants

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

'I hear they're really good.'

The interminable!

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Academia Can Kill By Degrees

Palm Reader...

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"And you laughed when I had it installed."

'I love you and your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"Do you know Issac Newton discovered gravity in 1867? Before that people could fly."

"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day."

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

'Waiting for...'

"Aren't you afraid you might get too smart?"

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I get that a lot...must be from being in the presence of raw genius.'

"He may be a child prodigy, but it's still a lousy C.V."

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

Hoping for a boy or girl?