Genetic Inheritance Observer Gifts

"He looks just like you."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

'I like your attitude, Brigley.'

Above reproach.

Vaccine Resistant Strains of Coronavirus

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

"The boss is not very bright." "True, but if he was smart you wouldn't have a job."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"And another thing, Beckton, I don't recall ever saying, 'Correct me if I'm wrong.' "

Gone to seed.

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

"Good news, Mr. Vanderfirth. We've traced your lineage back to a woman who lived in East Africa two hundred thousand years ago."

"Good point, Remson. You couldn't be more right if you were me."

'Hey, fellas, I wouldn't do that if I were you. He can be really dangerous when provoked!'

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

Thomas Hunt Morgan

"The good news is you caught the less severe variant."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

The contrast between a barrister and his clerk

"I deal in truth, I leave facts to subordinates."

"Any questions?"

'Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator.'

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

"Ooh, Dave. Your DNA results have come back! According to this, you're 10% German, 15% Irish, and 75% layabout."

'Have you noticed that the gurus get younger every year?'

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

Ms. Smith. Her Daughter.

The study found humans have only about twice the number of genes as a fruit fly. Of course, the data could be off a bit. It was done by researchers who had only about twice the number of genes as a fruit fly.

Generation-I. Generation-V. What're you old folks doing? Renaming your generation. I'm thinking Generation I - 'cause you're living virtual lives. Where'd he go? Got bored after 10 seconds and left to send an instant message to someone across the room.