Generational Observer Gifts

'Kids today eh What do they look like'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"Nice haircut."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"1971... 2015..."

"Daddy can't help you, son. Daddy's a product of the 'me' generation."

"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."

Millennials in the Year 2050...

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"I advised my intern that one must pick his battles. He asked me what video game I had in mind."

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

"I can't image growing up without computers or cell phones. Your generation had it rough, huh, Dad?"

"How did people waste time before computers?"

"I'm going to e-mail you this op-ed about how your generation is ruining everything."

"OK Boomer."

'Please call me Phil. Dad was my dad's name.'

"So, when you young execs talk about 'phoning it in' there's no actual phone involved?"

Ms. Smith. Her Daughter.

Whatever in the Sixties?

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

"My humour needs bringing up to date. Do you think the New School might have something?"

"The ageism in this office has really gone up a notch."

"Why should our kids feel entitled to the lives our parents worked so hard to provide for us?"

"Daddy's binky is money."