Gene Heritage Observer Gifts

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Gone Fishing

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Planner at work.

"Do you, Ashley, take Nesbitt and his genome to be your husband?"

Monsanto-Research Dept (Genetic Engineering) Publicity Dept (Frenetic Engineering)

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"Good news, Mr. Vanderfirth. We've traced your lineage back to a woman who lived in East Africa two hundred thousand years ago."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Recombinant DNA Lab.

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

"Have they no shame?"

"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."

'So what do you do?'

Greece

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

'So now he has some of your genes. Happy?'