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"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Gone Fishing

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Planner at work.

"Do you, Ashley, take Nesbitt and his genome to be your husband?"

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Monsanto-Research Dept (Genetic Engineering) Publicity Dept (Frenetic Engineering)

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"Good news, Mr. Vanderfirth. We've traced your lineage back to a woman who lived in East Africa two hundred thousand years ago."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Recombinant DNA Lab.

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

"Have they no shame?"

"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

'So what do you do?'

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

Greece

Your DNA on a Stick

'So now he has some of your genes. Happy?'