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Monsanto-Research Dept (Genetic Engineering) Publicity Dept (Frenetic Engineering)

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

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Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Life and Death

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

"Ever killed a man?"

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"We're using genetic engineering to modify the molecular structure of a plant's natural cellulose. We convert selected parts of the plant into plastic!"

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

Highway of Life. No, Ernie, we're on cruise control. It just seems like we're going faster the further we go.

GM Foods - Bananas singing, "Oh yes we are all bananas......"

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

Skinny P. monitors the compliance of social media standards.

When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.

Hearse on an emergency

"You're not old. You just have more leeway to scold strangers, and their kids, and feel good about it."

Skeleton studying a fossil.

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

The seven ages of dudes

'Where do cartoonists, like you, get your ideas'

Annals of Technology: The first crude drinking straws appeared in ancient Egypt around 1200 B.C.

"When did we go from being edgy to being cranky?"

"Think of side effects as supplemental issues, to be covered by your supplemental insurance."

"We can now tell the rest of the mice that after testing on lab humans, phones can be an addictive time waster."

"It says we're genetically predisposed toward this room."

"This year can't end soon enough for me."