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"He looks just like you."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

'I like your attitude, Brigley.'

Above reproach.

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"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

"The boss is not very bright." "True, but if he was smart you wouldn't have a job."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"And another thing, Beckton, I don't recall ever saying, 'Correct me if I'm wrong.' "

Gone to seed.

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

"Good news, Mr. Vanderfirth. We've traced your lineage back to a woman who lived in East Africa two hundred thousand years ago."

"Good point, Remson. You couldn't be more right if you were me."

'Hey, fellas, I wouldn't do that if I were you. He can be really dangerous when provoked!'

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

Thomas Hunt Morgan

"The good news is you caught the less severe variant."

"Any questions?"

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"I deal in truth, I leave facts to subordinates."

The contrast between a barrister and his clerk

'Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator.'

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

Ms. Smith. Her Daughter.

'Have you noticed that the gurus get younger every year?'

"Ooh, Dave. Your DNA results have come back! According to this, you're 10% German, 15% Irish, and 75% layabout."

The study found humans have only about twice the number of genes as a fruit fly. Of course, the data could be off a bit. It was done by researchers who had only about twice the number of genes as a fruit fly.

"He's the big dog."