Genome Guardian Gifts

"Do you, Ashley, take Nesbitt and his genome to be your husband?"

Hate Platforms

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Deaths from Coronavirus

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Monkey-artist

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Bumble Bee

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Biodiversity

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

The new global mantra flag for the future

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Relax. They're just crows."

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

This might take a while

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."