Document Guardian Gifts

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

Hate Platforms

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

Records?

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"We need a better piling system."

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

In and Out Trays

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"I think Baxter needs a break."

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"

"Do you, Ashley, take Nesbitt and his genome to be your husband?"

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

'But what about the 4th Amendment?'

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

Files of Doom

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!