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'The best thing about working here is that nobody is irreplaceable.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

Garden genomes.

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'You can't be CEO, I am!'

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

Clone Research and Development, "Psst- rumour has it the boss is a self-made man."

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

'Professor Dinsmore talked about a major breakthrough in his cloning experiments!'

Recombinant DNA Lab.

'Well. he'd better be a neat clone, because I'm not picking up after the two of you!'

Cloning lab - 'I'm fed up with these double shifts!'

"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

'So now he has some of your genes. Happy?'

"Gentlemen, third parties are ordinarily a long shot—but not with clones of these guys!"

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'

"Better living through cloning."

"Mom, dad. . . I just wanna thank you for your contribution of DNA."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well