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Clone Research and Development, "Psst- rumour has it the boss is a self-made man."

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

"'Cloning' is all very well in THEORY, but what proof do you have that it actually works?"

Cloning Lab

"Better living through cloning."

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

'Nice try, Ludwig, but you've sent two of your clones by mistake.'

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'The best thing about working here is that nobody is irreplaceable.'

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

Clones are people two!

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

'You can't be CEO, I am!'

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

Cloning lab - 'I'm fed up with these double shifts!'

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

Your husband will love this cologne. It has that new car smell.

'Professor Dinsmore talked about a major breakthrough in his cloning experiments!'

"Wait, I'm not just a turkey! I'm also an N.F.T.—a thing that you don't understand but that your friends have told you to invest in and definitely not eat."

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

Construction is fine, but I'm more interested in development.

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

"Gentlemen, third parties are ordinarily a long shot—but not with clones of these guys!"

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Genetic Engineering Dept - "You're once, twice, tree times a lady..."