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"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'Professor Dinsmore talked about a major breakthrough in his cloning experiments!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

'I told you Kimble, you weren't irreplaceable.'

Creator's Block

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"Labor Shortage? Why don't we just clone our employees"

Snakecharming.

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

'You can't be CEO, I am!'

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

Clones are people two!

'Now that I've been cloned, I can sleep twice as much.'

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

Clone Research and Development, "Psst- rumour has it the boss is a self-made man."

'Who's your Daddy?'

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'