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"Eve, how come every leaf has fallen except yours?"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Storm in a magic lamp.

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

Mother: 'He has your eyes.'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

'Happy New Ear!'

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

"I wish I could give you a pay rise, a bonus, and an extra week of vacation, but..."