Genesis Enthusiast T-Shirts

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Hi. . . Um. . . Sorry, I thought you were someone else.'

"Just Adam and Eve? - That wasn't much of a dating pool."

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Evolution Exam Results.

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"I think we may be related!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."