Genesis Aficionados Mugs

"Eve, how come every leaf has fallen except yours?"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

Storm in a magic lamp.

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

Aladdin and the magic telemarketer lamp. Your first 3 wishes are free!* *By accepting wishes, user agrees to lifetime monthly charges, activation fees, and all applicable taxes.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

Mother: 'He has your eyes.'

Christopher Nolan has made some great films, but there is an Inception!

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

'Happy New Ear!'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'