Generational Storyteller Gifts

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

"My grandma needs reading glasses to read. I guess they only taught writing and 'rithmetic back in her day."

Grandma

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

Not-so-easy listening...

'Just a minute, Mom...Grandpa needs help getting the child-proof caps off his medication bottles.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Baby boomers.

True confessions.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Children's Party

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

'It's a horror-comedy.'

Children playing in the street

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."