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'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

"My grandma needs reading glasses to read. I guess they only taught writing and 'rithmetic back in her day."

Grandma

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

Yeah, I'm taking care of my parents now, too.

Not-so-easy listening...

'Just a minute, Mom...Grandpa needs help getting the child-proof caps off his medication bottles.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Baby boomers.

True confessions.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

The Family Joules: Part 21

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Children's Party

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"Well, I assume the three bears went in the woods like all bears do. May I continue?"

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

'It's a horror-comedy.'