Generational Gap Narrators Gifts

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

Not-so-easy listening...

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

'They're not reliable.'

'I checked that birds and bees stuff on the internet, Dad -- it says you're full of baloney.'

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

"Please—no technology questions!"

"Ask Sadie advice hour! What's your problem?!" "Being a high school student is literally killing me! I sit all day at school, and sit all evening doing my homework." "Stop yer sniveling!!! Every student since the beginning of time has had to deal with this problem." "Yes, you're sitting all day. But like any other teenager, you should be burning thousands of calories anyway." "The eye-rolling alone should burn up to 473 calories per hour. Pick up the pace, slacker!!!"

Social Media Explained By Ginny Root 3rd Grade.

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

Baby boomers anthem.

Never Trust Anyone Under Thirty

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street