Generation Analyst Gifts

Jo W., a reader from Colorado Springs and Valarie H,. From parts undisclosed, send this suggestion to name Rudy's generation

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

Men's business romper.

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

Kevin: King of the Social Influencers.

'Our news documentary, 'More depressing government shenanigans,' is sponsored by prozac.'

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

Political Science

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

Microsoft Merger

Israel Sabotaging Iran's Nuclear Program

"Dwayne is very important to us. He knows exactly when a trend will become a craze."

Bailout for General Motors.

"That was me!"

In Trays titled: 'In', 'Out' and 'Back in Again'.

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"So...As I was saying, nothing will actually change..."

Announcing the Fad Herald. I am not worthy. Coffee. Black. Straight coffee. Are fancy espresso drinks out? Is that your pronouncement? No pronouncement. My hours have been cut back. I'm here on my own time. Furloughs are in?! You're reading too much into this. Interpretations are out.

Sty Guru

"You really can't look at things in a black and white perspective anymore, Especially as we said that white is the new black."

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

"Yo! Check it out"

"So explain to me again why walking upright is such a great idea?"

Someone admiring a bright shoe through binoculars.