Genealogy-loving Relative Gifts

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

Several generations live together in Cuba

Family DNA

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Nobody Upstages Trump!

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

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"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

'My husband's ancestors did come over on the Mayflower. The scraped them off the bottom of the boat.'

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'

Trump Memorial

"That is why you never forget your roots."

"That's two days after you were born."

"Dad, are you absolutely sure I'm not adopted?"

"Mum, just curious: when you did the family tree, did you research all the way back to our ancestors on Noah's ark?"

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

Who's your daddy?, INC. It

"Thank you for coming with me. This is a sacred family tradition."

'He's not my granddad, he's my father by his third marriage.'

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Man at desk researching through papers.