Genealogy-loving Relative Mugs

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

Several generations live together in Cuba

Family DNA

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Nobody Upstages Trump!

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

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"You get your hair from your father's side..."

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

'My husband's ancestors did come over on the Mayflower. The scraped them off the bottom of the boat.'

"That's two days after you were born."

"Mum, just curious: when you did the family tree, did you research all the way back to our ancestors on Noah's ark?"

"That is why you never forget your roots."

'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'

Trump Memorial

"Dad, are you absolutely sure I'm not adopted?"

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

'He's not my granddad, he's my father by his third marriage.'

"Thank you for coming with me. This is a sacred family tradition."

Man at desk researching through papers.

Billy listened spell-bound as his grandfather told him magical tales about the adventures of his ancestors.