Family History Enthusiast Mugs

"Paying for a DNA test will be worth it if I find better relatives."

"I'm trying to trace my ancestors but it's a mammoth task."

"Your Tio Eddie was quite the crooner! He'd be the greatest singer alive today. If he was alive...and could sing."

"I swear, I can trace my family line to 2 of the 24 rabbits released in Australia by Thomas Austin in 1859..."

"I retired from my job as head genealogist and never looked back."

Son Of a Gun

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Trump secret police

Paul Ree

Several generations live together in Cuba

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

Family DNA

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

"America’s leaders since 1980"

After the Sentence

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

The Other Cooperstown

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'