Family History Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Paying for a DNA test will be worth it if I find better relatives."

Calling yourself O'possum doesn't make you Irish, Bob.

"I'm trying to trace my ancestors but it's a mammoth task."

"Your Tio Eddie was quite the crooner! He'd be the greatest singer alive today. If he was alive...and could sing."

"I swear, I can trace my family line to 2 of the 24 rabbits released in Australia by Thomas Austin in 1859..."

"I retired from my job as head genealogist and never looked back."

Son Of a Gun

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Southwark Fair.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Several generations live together in Cuba

That's What Happens

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Paul Ree

Trump secret police

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

Family DNA

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

The High Line at Giza

The Other Cooperstown

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Pearly King and Queen

After the Sentence