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'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Several generations live together in Cuba

Family DNA

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Nobody Upstages Trump!

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Changes at home

John F. Kennedy

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."