History Buff Cousin Gifts

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

The Gettysburg Address in process.

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Nobody Upstages Trump!

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Authorization for the Use of Farce

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

Victoria's Jubilee and the Empire

'Where does this go?'

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

The Election Strategy

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Ad Valorem

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

1998: A Look Back

"Did any townspeople think 'The British Are Coming' was fake news?"

England.

President Grant's Civil Service Reform is not to the Taste of Either Party, despite Professed Enthusiasm

Isaac Newton...stumped.

'It wasn't that close...'

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

"I never read Mein Kampf. My dad read it to me. I liked when he did the voices."

"It's true, Caesar. Rome is declining, but I expect it to pick up in the next quarter."

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

'What really stung is when they wanted the Magna Carta notarized!'