Gender Confirmation Surgery Gifts

'YOU again?'

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Early Piety

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

What Does God Know?

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician."

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'Pop-up Bible.'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

"The doctor will she you now."

"It wasn't a carcinoma at all- it was just an itty-bitty attorney."

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

'It helps with reception.'

'I guess I don't need to ask how your new hip is working out.'

"Gender reveal parties just aren't the same in black & white."

Gender Reveal

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

"...and I'd like to thank my mother, who is a lesbian, for guiding me through a real tough gender-identity crisis."

Church Hymn

"Personally, Figgis, I'm all in favour of your new gender identity, especially as we can now pay you 30% less."

Arrow Church

Baby restaurant

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'He's our son, Roger. If he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax, then he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax.'