Gender Confirmation Surgery Pillows

'YOU again?'

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Early Piety

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician."

'Pop-up Bible.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

"The doctor will she you now."

'It helps with reception.'

"It wasn't a carcinoma at all- it was just an itty-bitty attorney."

'I guess I don't need to ask how your new hip is working out.'

"...and I'd like to thank my mother, who is a lesbian, for guiding me through a real tough gender-identity crisis."

"Gender reveal parties just aren't the same in black & white."

Gender Reveal

Baby restaurant

Church Hymn

"Personally, Figgis, I'm all in favour of your new gender identity, especially as we can now pay you 30% less."

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

Arrow Church

'You'll be glad to know your daughter's surgery went fine and she's awake and texting.'

"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."