Geeky Reflections Pillows

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

The Smartass Phone

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Carbon Dating.

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

Cloning Labs.

'I'm a software engineer, so I can confirm it works by magic.'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

Soldier in camouflage uniform looking in mirror and he can't see the uniform.

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

"Do you have any other strengths?"

"Yes, I can turn back time by reversing the Earth's rotation. However, it must be for a better reason than finding your phone."

Nerd World Countries

"Who said that scientists couldn't have hot girlfriends? I made mine with a 3D printer."

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

"I just love sci-pi movies."

"Do you ever find yourself wondering, 'What would Batman do in this situation?'"

'It's a beautiful pocket protector, however, I would have preferred a corsage.'

Kangaroo Nerd.