Geeky Reflections Pillows

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Carbon Dating.

Cloning Labs.

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'I'm a software engineer, so I can confirm it works by magic.'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

"Who said that scientists couldn't have hot girlfriends? I made mine with a 3D printer."

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

"I just love sci-pi movies."

"Yes, I can turn back time by reversing the Earth's rotation. However, it must be for a better reason than finding your phone."

"Do you have any other strengths?"

Nerd World Countries

"Do you ever find yourself wondering, 'What would Batman do in this situation?'"

"I've got an app that lets me know whenever a pretty woman has an interest in me. It must not be working."

'It's a beautiful pocket protector, however, I would have preferred a corsage.'

Kangaroo Nerd.