Geek Appreciation Pillows

"We're here for his eye exam so we can get rid of this ridiculous contraption he uses."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Talk nerdy to me."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Nerd tryouts.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Sexual chemistry set

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Nethead strip: Personality of a computer nerd #2

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

Alpha males through the ages!

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"I thought the 'Internet of Things' was about fridges and toasters!"