Geeky Legends Lover Gifts

P.C. in the Stone

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Myths and legends...

The Digital Family

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Board Game Hunter

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Zorro as a child.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Scotsman in the bath...

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Bigfoot tracks...

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui