Geeky Hobbies Gifts

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Right click for yes...

Television Readers.

Audio Books

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

A trevor of trainspotters

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"Labradoodle"