Geeking Out T-Shirts

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

Second lifeReal life.

Hip on the outside, dork on the inside...

Nerd night out.

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Scientists are sexy

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Best before 65 million BC.

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Nerd tryouts.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Sexual chemistry set

Jurassic Pork