Geeking Out Gifts

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

Second lifeReal life.

Hip on the outside, dork on the inside...

Nerd night out.

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

'Maybe installing luxury boxes was a bit optimistic."

"No, no, no...it's not a trick question. I just think that your celebrity crush says a lot about what you want in another person?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Scientists are sexy

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Nerd tryouts.

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Best before 65 million BC.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus