Geek Mode Unlocker Pillows

'How about we drop this whole nerd thing for a night and just have a fantastic time?'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Scientists are sexy

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Early cyborg.

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

The Digital Family

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"He's my school project for science class."

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Binary Man

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Essex computer.

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"I want a refund on this computer. It's user hostile!"

Funny math t-shirts

'When a 3D printer can make a hamburger, I'll get one.'

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'