Geek Mode Unlocker Prints

'How about we drop this whole nerd thing for a night and just have a fantastic time?'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Scientists are sexy

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Early cyborg.

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

The Digital Family

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"He's my school project for science class."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Binary Man

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

Essex computer.

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

Funny math t-shirts

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"I want a refund on this computer. It's user hostile!"

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"