Gecko Groupie Pillows

Gordon Gekko

Plant Lady

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

Robert Schumann

Different kinds of car rides

Don't You Dare Stand in the Way of Me Standing in My Own Way

Canada Goose

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

"I have two children by a previous tour."

Team Bass

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

"I'm dating a professional goalkeeper..."

"Do you want to swipe left or right?"

"Watch out! You almost got me!"

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

Gecko small talk: 'Whenever I stick to glass, I really amaze them.'

Mob Misfortune Cookies 'There's a gun pointed at your right now' 'You will take one for the team soon.' 'Leave the gun, take the eggroll.'

"I met so many friends out jogging, the only thing running was our mouths."

Lizard

"It's those eyes."

Gecko Car Rides

"Frankly, I only truly realized how unconditionally my master loved me when I stopped winning races..."

"Honk if you know Jesus."

'Watch me freak Carol out by changing to orange on this pink couch.'

OK, when we're together and we're being attacked, there's no need for both of us to drop our tails: let's flip a coin for it...

'Would you believe GEICO won't insure our gecko?'