Gecko Groupie Mugs

Gordon Gekko

Plant Lady

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

Robert Schumann

Different kinds of car rides

Canada Goose

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

"I have two children by a previous tour."

Team Bass

"Do you want to swipe left or right?"

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

"Watch out! You almost got me!"

"I'm dating a professional goalkeeper..."

Gecko small talk: 'Whenever I stick to glass, I really amaze them.'

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

"I met so many friends out jogging, the only thing running was our mouths."

Lizard

"It's those eyes."

Mob Misfortune Cookies 'There's a gun pointed at your right now' 'You will take one for the team soon.' 'Leave the gun, take the eggroll.'

"Frankly, I only truly realized how unconditionally my master loved me when I stopped winning races..."

"Honk if you know Jesus."

OK, when we're together and we're being attacked, there's no need for both of us to drop our tails: let's flip a coin for it...

'Watch me freak Carol out by changing to orange on this pink couch.'

'And while we were in Mauritius, Robert became absolutely obsessed with the geckos in our villa.'