Gecko Lover Mugs

"It's those eyes."

Lizard

Polly txt speak

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Life is for the birds.

Cow Pinatas

Horror movies

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Man's best friends."

Football Chameleon

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Oh, crap.'

Home Sweet Home

Unemotional Support Animal

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Catasaurus

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.