Gecko Admirer Mugs

Different kinds of car rides

Billy. The Kid.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Romantic Giraffes

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Bear Hugging Season Open

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Turtle Trailer Court

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Elephant ass selfie.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."