Gecko Admirer Gifts

Different kinds of car rides

Billy. The Kid.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Romantic Giraffes

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Bear Hugging Season Open

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Elephant ass selfie.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."