Octopus Admirer Mugs

Octopus Shadow Puppets

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

Drummer auditions today 1:00-4:00

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

Sea food

'Just too many choices.'

'Gosh, Charley, a gob of stinky seaweed - for me?'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Honestly,Doris. The fuss you make when you think you caught something.'

Sleeping octopus.

'Hey! -- Get your hands off her!'

'Wheeee...'

"It's the best darn Santa we've had in years!"

"The critics are saying you're eight times better than other drummers."

The Octopus is Flashing Everybody Again.

"You're all arms Rodney."

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"You do like octopus?"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

Piranhaclaus

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'