Gearing Up For Fun Gifts

"Are you sure this doesn't have mid-life crisis written all over it?"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Beer Parasol.

The Perfect Cannonball

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Penguin suit fitting.

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

A rainbow umbrella

Where the Wild Things Summer

Boys Cooking

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

Man throws snowball for dog, and dog returns stuck in giant snowball.

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

'Can I take the bucket off Daddy's head now the pretty ladies have gone, Mum?'

Sticking out tongue

Emergency Underpants

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"I'm a guy. The darn kids just thought this was funny."

The End of Summer.

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'If you're too hot, get back in the water: I'm not buying you ice cream!'

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

Students renaming 'in' and 'out' trays with 'shake it all about'.